sama – ruttotohtori

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

Tumblr may have banned porn. But you can still follow me and watch as I get fucked by life

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

I want to go on a road trip so fucking bad like nowhere in particular just like drive around for like a week and take pictures of cool things and places that I don’t even know exist yet

000997:

eye contact is so intimate im saving it for marriage

sydsliftingface:

i will give someone $5 to come to my house and be gay with me

crushsuggestions:

hey could you just hug me real quick?? as in like for 8 years

softbull:

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

Period: is 4 days late
Me: hasn’t touched a man in 84 years
Me: OH GOD. I’M PREGNANT. I’M TOTALLY KNOCKED UP. WHAT WILL I TELL MY MOTHER? WHO WILL RAISE THIS CHILD WITH ME

magicact:

dizzyybun:

magicact:

magicact:

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

i like to have my head petted also

I diagnose you with cat

all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.